Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege

Rainbow Six Siege is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychological experiment designed to test how much sexual humiliation and pure, unadulterated rage a human being can endure before their brain completely liquefies. It is an amazing game if you enjoy tactical positioning, flawless communication, and being verbally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ senseless by a sweaty twelve year old who sounds like he's masturbating directly into a $300 microphone while screaming obscenities about your mother. Your teammates consist of a lobotomized goldfish, a guy who hasn't touched grass since the Bush administration, and someone who seems to be using their headset as a dildo. Meanwhile, the enemy team plays like they're auditioning for the Special Forces, turning every round into a humiliating slaughter where you die behind a wall you didn't even know existed. You'll spend forty five minutes sweating through your shirt, trying to play strategically, only to have some random brick miss every single shot, steal your kill, and then call you a worthless piece of ♥♥♥ stained garbage in voice chat. Playing Ranked isn't gaming; it's a form of ritualistic self harm where you trade your sanity, your dignity, and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will to live for a meaningless rank that means absolutely nothing. 10/10. I hate this game with every fiber of my being. See you in queue in five minutes.